I did sweat, though. Does that count?

I was in Miami last week for work, and I had planned to go to at least one of the $17 yoga sessions offered by my hotel, and go on at least two runs in the 80 degree weather.

I did nunnuv (none of the above).

I did, however, take advantage of most of the great amenities offered by my hotel:

• Red earth detoxifying mud bath
• Roman waterfall hot tub
• Arctic plunge
• Hamam
• Aroma steam room
• Cedar sauna
• Personal outdoor tub
  

I also took a nice swim late at night a couple of nights.

I am going to tell myself that this all qualifies as a, uh, taper week. Yeah, that's it! I'm on my taper!

Nevermind that there's no event for which I am tapering.